The mystical Zu San Li – an acupuncture point so admired, it’s in the VIP suite of the human body.
Nestled just below your knee, about four fingers’ width down, it’s the sort of place you’d expect to find only if you’re in on the secret; a hush-hush, members-only affair for those who take longevity seriously.
[For those of you using Avazzia Microcurrent equipment I recommend the setting of ST 471 or Blue Stimulate for five minutes}
This isn’t just any old acupuncture point. Oh no. This is the “Point of a Hundred Diseases,” the immortal’s jackpot, the magic spot that promises to keep you ticking like a Swiss watch.
And frankly, who wouldn’t be intrigued?
The Stomach’s Best Mate
Let’s begin with digestion. Zu San Li is the gastro-guru, the digestive whisperer. Picture it as a loving aunt who’s forever asking if you’re eating enough vegetables. Got bloating? Nausea? Maybe a bout of IBS? Zu San Li is there, rolling up its sleeves and tending to your tummy troubles like some gastro-intestinal Mary Poppins. Not to mention, it supposedly tackles acid reflux, constipation, and every nasty twist of indigestion in between. Your insides are in good hands.
Immune System: Just Call it Fort Knox
Then we have the immunity boost. Think of Zu San Li as a fortress wall, a dragon at the gate, a personal security detail for your immune system. It’s reputed to be the go-to guardian against all things snotty, sniffly, and flu-ish. Feeling run-down? One tap on this point and suddenly you’re fending off viruses like an action hero in a B-movie. Apparently, it’s a top pick for when you’re looking to bounce back from a long illness, like a deep clean for the soul.
The Ultimate Energizer Bunny
Zu San Li isn’t just for the walking wounded – it’s the tonic you didn’t know you needed. Tired? Done in? You’re not alone. But a little poke here, and voilà, it’s said to be like a shot of espresso to the spirit. Zu San Li is the kind of spot that has you feeling sharp enough to crack walnuts. It even claims to clear away the cobwebs of brain fog, giving you mental clarity as crisp as a winter morning.
Your Cardiovascular Concierge
But wait, there’s more. This little wonder isn’t content with just sorting out your digestion and your energy; it also fancies itself as a bit of a cardiologist. Allegedly, it regulates blood pressure like a diligent doorman, only letting in the right sort of levels. It’s your personal circulation concierge, keeping the blood flowing as nature intended. Heart feeling a bit heavy? Zu San Li’s got you covered.
Respiratory Relief with a Side of Zen
And for those of us wheezing our way through life, Zu San Li is rumoured to be the breath of fresh air you didn’t know you needed. It’s been whispered about in TCM circles for its supposed ability to tame asthma and calm the common cough. They say it’s good for the lungs, too. Stronger, healthier breaths, and all that jazz. Why, if Zu San Li had a business card, it’d probably have “purveyor of respiratory wellness” embossed on it in gold.
Pain Relief Extraordinaire
Feeling a bit creaky? Perhaps the joints are having a sulk, or the back is staging a protest. Zu San Li to the rescue. It’s said to be an anti-inflammatory marvel, capable of taming everything from arthritic knees to a sore lower back. You could practically picture it as the musculoskeletal mediator, stepping in to negotiate on behalf of your aching bones. And who can argue with that?
Weight Management on the Side
And lastly, if you’re ever obsessing over the bathroom scale, there’s some chatter that Zu San Li might lend a hand with weight management. They say it regulates appetite, like a personal nutritionist with very strong opinions. Supposedly, it even gives your metabolism a bit of a polish, so you can feel a tad smug about ticking off that self-care box.
So there you have it, the Zu San Li, that understated, overachieving point of acupuncture. They say regular maintenance of this little gem will have you living longer, feeling stronger, and possibly even walking around with a bit of a spring in your step. Who knew that all this magic could be unlocked with a simple press of the Avazzia microcurrent pencil or thumb?
Quite the marvellous little trick, if you ask me.
A Word About Weight Managament
In my experience, the best way to lose weight, as anyone with even a modicum of sense will tell you, is to march over to your bathroom scales, toss them unceremoniously into a bin, and forget they ever existed.
Yes, those tyrannical little contraptions with their smug, blinking numbers that pretend to quantify your entire self-worth.
They are, I assure you, as useful as an ejector seat in a helicopter.
Now, I don’t mean to disparage those whose morning routine involves a ritual stepping-on and gasping-off. But do you think Michelangelo weighed David before sculpting him? Do you suppose the Greeks of old hid digital scales below their togas?
Not a chance. They understood that beauty, fitness, health – all those enviable things we chase with a monastic fervour – are about much more than some sterile number underfoot.
And let’s be honest here: the scales don’t just measure pounds or kilos; they weigh down your self-esteem and pin you like a butterfly under glass. “You’re one pound up!” they’ll screech. One measly pound, and suddenly the rest of your week is ruined.
Imagine if you could be blissfully oblivious to that supposed transgression. No longer tethered to the number, you’re free to measure your progress by how you feel or even how you move.
There’s also the delicious freedom of focusing on quality over quantity. Toss out the scales, and you’ll find yourself enjoying a proper meal rather than nibbling at celery sticks as if they’re a reasonable substitute for dinner.
You’ll start doing things that make you feel alive – walking, running, hiking up hills, or dancing around with wild abandon – because you’ll stop being haunted by the scolding stare of that dreadful little scale.
So, take my advice. Go to the bathroom. Look at those scales. Smile serenely, thank them for their service…….then chuck them out the window (though do mind the neighbours).
You might just find that by the time you’ve forgotten the scales exist, you’ve lost a little weight. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll gain something far more precious: the chance to enjoy a life unmeasured by pounds, ounces, stones, kilos or other forms of avoirdupois and finally free yourself from the tyranny of that tiny, soul-sucking device.
Graeme Dinnen
ResourcesForLife.net